Barney Stinson, from the hit sitcom ‘How I Met Your Mother’ is one of the most popular characters on television. And, those who’re into this serial must know about “The Playbook” by Barney.
To those who are unaware of what this incredible book is, let me enlighten you by describing, in Barney’ words “every scam, con, hustles, hoodwink, gambit, flim flam, stratagem, and bamboozle, to pick up chicks (and give ‘em the base)”
Here I have created a list of hand-picked top tricks from The Playbook so you too can learn how to “Suit up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome.” just like our favorite Barney Stinson.
1. The Author
If you have an eye on a hottie who is reading a book, probably in a library or a café, peek into the title and author of the book and memorize it. Then approach her in a confident manner and introduce yourself as the author of that very book and ask her whether she likes it or not. And voila! That will do the rest.
According to Barney, this will get you back to her place for “Speed Read.”
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2. The Brian’s Friend
Everybody knows somebody named Brian (Well in US, yeah!), isn’t it true? All left to do is go to the girl and say, “Hey, it’s great to see you again! I feel silly, I forgot your name.” Of course she will deny knowing you. Simply say “I’m Brian’s friend.” It’s bound to work with its 90% success rate.
PS: To let this work on Indian soil I would suggest you to replace “Brian” with Aakash or Aditya or Shubham. Tell us if it works for you.
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3. The My Penis Grants Wishes
Dress like a genie and tell her that ‘it’ can make her desires true.
It goes somewhat like this,
Girl: Really? A genie comes out of it?
Barney: Only if you rub it hard enough. *wink*
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4. The Don’t Drink That
Considered as a basic trick, rush towards a girl who is about to sip her drink and stop her from taking it while warning her “Hey! Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slipped something into it” and point towards a friend or someone maybe. This way you get the trust required to move forward with your plays. The rest is your inner skills how you woo a woman. A perfect ice-breaker and a decent initiator.
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5. The SNASA
Be in your best suit, look sophisticated and sound intelligent. To break the ice, use “I’m actually in a top secret government space programme called Secret NASA, *dramatic pause* or SNASA.” She might well ask in laymen’s words like moon stuff or something, of which reply smart stating, “not the Moon you’re familiar with. I’ve been to the SMOON.” Just don’t forget to add the class.
Sit back, sip your drink and watch her being amazed.
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6. The Billionaire
Step 1: “Accumulate a billion dollars.”
Step 2: “Sleep with women”
Barney swears this will work with a 100% success rate and it attracts “any woman throughout space and time.”
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7. The Terminator
You’re the terminator! Hell yeah! Pretend that you’re a robot and reach up to any girl in terminator style and say, “I’ve been sent from the future to save you. We must go. Come with me now.” Add “We have to go to the chopper” for extra effort. The success rate is uncertain but it sure deserves a try.
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8. The Hot Dude
This is so far the easiest and most assuring of all. All you need to do is “be really attractive” and then, according to Barney, “have sex with chicks.” If you have a handsome face and swimmer’s body, this has 100% success rate.
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So these are few of the amazing plays mentioned in The Playbook which may or may not work, who cares! But we all are sure that it is fun & amazing and, shows your love and trust for one of the brilliant and most lovable shows How I Met Your Mother and Barney.
And, if you try any of the above-mentioned plays and tricks kindly let us know which one of it worked for you.
I’m pretty sure it’s going to be LEGEN-wait for it-DARY.
* The Barney wink 😉 *